“The mob is just like the government, without the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
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“Mafia: Same thing as government, without all the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Mimosa”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“A grown up silly straw is called a serious straw”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly straws should just be called ‘straws’ and normal straws should be called ‘serious straws’”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
Baked Evils (opposite of “baked goods”)
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
Baked Bads (opposite of “baked goods”)
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“If you don’t know that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then…”
"If you don't know that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then you may have been systematically dumbed down" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“New Rule: You’re not allowed to work longer than the number of hours you slept the night before”
A new work rule was proposed on Twitter by Jack's Dad on March 25, 2019: "New rule: You're not allowed to work longer than the number of hours you slept the night before. Who's…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“If you don’t know that Americans are being systematically dumbed down, then…”
"If you don't know that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then you may have been systematically dumbed down" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has coffee”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has food”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“Please stop making new flavors of Coca-cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone”
Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine. There have been many variations of the formula. This comment was posted on Twitter by 𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 🧁 on March 29, 2019, and it received over…