“I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier”
The saying "I could kick myself" means to blame one's self. It doesn't involve literal kicking, but there are karate jokes. "I'm kicking myself for not taking up…
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“I came last in a karate competition yesterday. I was kicking myself!”
The saying "I could kick myself" means to blame one's self. It doesn't involve literal kicking, but there are karate jokes. "I'm kicking myself for not taking up…
“WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn’t made up yet…” (Facebook)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“WARNING: You’ve been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves…” (FB)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“The following movie contains scenes of a cup of tea. It’s rated PG”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“I’ve just watched a film that was set around a tea plantation in India. It was rated PG”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“I watched a movie documentary about the history of tea exports. It was rated PG tips”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“Anarchists when they discover that they have a body part called the ‘prostate’”
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“Anarchists when they find out they have a prostate and not an antistate” (joke)
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“Anarchists when they realize they have an organ called the “prostate’” (joke)
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“If you want to follow the science, follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“Follow the science by following the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“If you truly want to follow the science, then follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“Follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and sad people”
"There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and sad people" is a bacon saying that has been printed on several images. "THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE BACON LOVERS AND SAD…
“Y’all ever notice that the Washington Monument looks absolutely NOTHING like George Washington??”
The Washington Monument, in Washington, D.C., is an obelisk that was opened in 1888. Obviously, the monument does not look like George Washington (1732-1799), but there are jokes. "I think…
“Only the empire should have guns”
"ONLY THE EMPIRE SHOULD HAVE GUNS" (shown on an image with Star Wars movie Stormtroopers) was posted on Twitter by Barry Dutton on March 25, 2021. It's not known who created the…
“There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and liars”
"There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and liars" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love bacon and…
“The Washington monument looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton”
The Washington Monument, in Washington, D.C., is an obelisk that was opened in 1888. Obviously, the monument does not look like George Washington (1732-1799), but there are jokes. "I think…
“The best way to follow the science is to follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…