“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does chocolate”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
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“Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they?”
Passwords can be troublesome, as they are often forgotten or stolen. This joke was posted on Twitter by Adam Cerious on June 5, 2023: hacker: I have all your passwordsme: omg thank you, what are…
“The belief that government is a necessary evil is a belief that evil is necessary”
Government was described by Thomas Paine in Common Sense (1776) as at best a "necessary evil." Many people who choose between Democrats and Republicans at the voting booth choose…
“I’m on a light diet. I eat in the daylight, moonlight, and sometime at night by my night light”
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot stuff”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everybody wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Cheese Nips are just square Goldfish”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot things”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone talks about being a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by fridge light”
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
“Cheez-Its are just square Goldfish”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all”
"People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it's not out of my way at all" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some people think I go out…
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion”
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to your house.”/“Knock, knock…”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. It has been combined with a knock-knock Joke since at least 2009.…
“Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me”
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy…
“Think outside. No box required”
"Think outside. No box required" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The outdoors expression is a clever rewording of the term "thinking outside the box."…
“Everyone says they’re a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint…”
Computers can now write poetry and paint pictures -- something human writers and artists used to do. A comment on Twitter by Karl Sharro on May 15, 2023, received over 127,300 likes: "Humans…
“Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes”
Many people who post memes on social media want to be liked. "Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Irregular Mom…