"Everyone has a tequila story"

“Everyone has a tequila story” is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people do unusual things after getting drunk on tequila.

“Everyone has a tequila story” was printed in the Star-News (Wilmington, NC) on April 28, 2005. “Why is it everyone has a tequila story?” was posted on X/Twitter by Jim B on November 8, 2007. “There are two things most people I meet have in common. They all have a secret stash of condiment packs (...) and everyone has a tequila story” was printed in The Province (Vancouver, BC) on July 31, 2008. “Everyone has a tequila story. What’s yours?” was posted on X/Twitter by Shelbow + Gee_Allard on April 30, 2009.

“Everyone has a Tequila story”—with a capital “T”—is often printed on images.

28 April 2005, Star-News (Wilmington, NC), “ALCOHOL 101; What’s the difference between bourbon and whiskey? Which liquor causes the worst hangover? Can one drink tequila without facing devastating consequences? Read on and find out” by William Mellon, pg. 18:
Everyone has a tequila story. The moral of most of them revolves around the phrase “one too many.” As with all liquors, drinking responsibly is the key.

X/Twitter
Jim B
@basicjim
@chrismarquardt Why is it everyone has a tequila story? 😊 Anyway, will try the lightbox with a desklamp and see how it goes. Good podcast!
4:08 PM · Nov 8, 2007

Newspapers.com
31 July 2008, The Province (Vancouver, BC), “Mexican tapas on tap here” by Mark Laba, pg. C20:
There are two things most people I meet have in common. They all have a secret stash of condiment packs that they’ve scoured from fast-food establishments—enough, say, to keep every citizen of a small Eastern European nation rolling in ketchup, mustard and vinegar for at least a year—and everyone has a tequila story.

X/Twitter
Gary Hilson
@GaryInToronto
@erin_bury Oh dear. I think everyone has a tequila story. #dearday
11:31 AM · Apr 3, 2009

X/Twitter
Shelbow + Gee_Allard
@ThursHappyHour
Everyone has a tequila story. What’s yours? http://twurl.nl/kidp7i
3:03 PM · Apr 30, 2009

X/Twitter
dashal
@dashal
@danticoa OMG Everyone has a tequila story lol. I was in a few of theirs lol.
4:12 PM · Jul 17, 2009

X/Twitter
Dien Van den Bergh
@DienVdB
Everyone has a Tequila story.
12:42 PM · Dec 1, 2009

X/Twitter
Stephanie
@Stephilie
Everyone has a tequila story!
7:46 AM · Dec 15, 2009

X/Twitter
L
@bllezadcantina
“everyone has a TEQUILA story” hahahahaha
8:24 PM · Mar 10, 2010

X/Twitter
Luis Ortiz G
@luizortiz13
Everyone has a Tequila story…
8:20 PM · Jun 13, 2012

X/Twitter
HEATHER
@_Heather_Ann_
“Everyone has a tequila story.”
12:03 AM · Mar 15, 2014

X/Twitter
Big 97.9
@Big979
Everyone has a tequila story. What’s yours? #iHeartRadio #scottandsadie
9:51 AM · Jul 25, 2018

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Everyone
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