“Dear Sun, we know you a real ass nigga, you aint gotta keep it 100 no mo…”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
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“Mello Yello is a poor man’s Mountain Dew. It can’t even afford the W’s”
The soft drinks Mello Yello (introduced in 1979), Sun Drop (introduced in 1949) and Mountain Dew (introduced in 1961) have been compared to each other. "i call mello yellow the poor man's…
“Someone crash the housing market again so I can buy a place to live”
Many people find housing to be unaffordable. "Please crash the housing market again so I can buy up some cheap land" was posted on Twitter by governor mccheese on May 24, 2018. "I…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re going to walk over it..”
When a floor is just mopped, people don't like to walk on it, but they sometimes have to. This was posted on Twitter by Muireann O'Connell on February 19, 2020: "That stupid walk you…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Texas”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Florida”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“It’s so hot tweakers are putting the copper back into air conditioners”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar, and alarm clock…”
"Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar, and alarm clock. Don't let it replace your family" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your…
“This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth”
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…
“Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn”
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…
“Florida kilos imply the existence of Florida ounces”
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
“Florida ounces imply the existence of California ounces”
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
“Today I learned that British imperial florida ounces are different from US florida ounces”
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
Florida Ounces (joke about “fl. oz.” or fluid ounces)
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
Florida Ounces (joke about “fl. oz.” or fluid ounces)
The abbreviation "fl. oz." stands for "fluid ounces." A joke has it that some people think this means "Florida ounces." Some people who grew up in Florida actually…
“Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches”
In a stereotypical male-female relationship, a woman makes sandwiches. “I just changed my Facebook relationship status to: 'Making my own sandwiches.' #ForeverAlone" was posted on…
“Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8”
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…
“Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9”
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…