“It’s so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
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“Buying groceries is starting to make me wonder what a pine cone tastes like!”
"Buying groceries is starting to make me wonder what a pine cone tastes like!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, buying groceries is expensive (but pine cones can…
“I got hit by a violin, a clarinet and a French horn today. It was an orchestrated attack”
An "orchestrated attack" is not necessarily an attack by an orchestra, but there are jokes. "I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a…
“It’s so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“Mondays should be given a restraining order”
"Mondays should be given a restraining order" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "MAXINE - Mondays should be given a restraining order. http://fb.me/20jX13cMj"…
“Everyone has a tequila story”
"Everyone has a tequila story" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people do unusual things after getting drunk on tequila. "Everyone has a tequila story"…
“Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?”
"Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by One Awkward Mom on April 22, 2022, and…
“People Be Flyin Home From Work Like They Gone B Late For The House Or Sumn??”
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
“I be flying home after work like I’m late for the house”
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
“I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house”
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
“Everybody hates math until that paycheck looks a little funny”
"Everybody hates math until that paycheck looks a little funny" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, when the paycheck isn't adding up (looking a little short…
“Analogy is not the study of buttholes”
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
“Everybody hates math until that paycheck looks funny now y’all know Calculus”
"Everybody hates math until that paycheck looks a little funny" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, when the paycheck isn't adding up (looking a little short…
“Driving by myself is so tiring cause I have to be the lead singer, back up singer, dancers…”
Many people sing while driving alone in the car. "Driving by myself is so tiring cause I have to be the lead singer, back up singer, dancers (I do my own choreography), hype man, etc."…
“Life Lesson #843: ‘Analogy’ is NOT the study of buttholes”
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
“The most expensive vehicle to operate, per mile, is the shopping cart”
"A new study shows that the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage soon brings to a man the…
“The most expensive vehicle to operate, by far, is the Costco shopping cart”
"A new study shows that the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage soon brings to a man the…
“A new study shows that the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart”
"A new study shows that the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage soon brings to a man the…
“Nobody is coming to save you. Get the fuck up and be your own hero”
"Sometimes you have to be your own hero" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody is coming to save you. Get up, (and) be your own hero" is a related saying…
“Sometimes you have to be your own hero”
"Sometimes you have to be your own hero" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody is coming to save you. Get up, (and) be your own hero" is a related saying…