“DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
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“WARNING: To avoid injury, don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“WARNING: To avoid serious injury, don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race…”
"Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever... We call these people cops" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Candy corn is the raisin of the candy world”
Many people do not like candy corn. It's been said that candy corn is like raisins in the candy world -- not a proper fit. "Candy corn is the raisin of candy" was posted on X/Twitter…
“What do you call the head of a school of fish?”/“A Sardean.”
A school riddle is: Q: What do you call the head of a school of fish? A: A Sardean. "Sardean" is not a "dean," but a pun on "sardine." Forms of the "Sardean"…
“Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?”
"Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker is too poor to travel. "Me: I want to travel. Bank account:…
“Money? I haven’t heard that name in years”
"Money? I haven't heard that name in years" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "money? I haven't heard that name in years" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My account balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft”
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
“My bank balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft”
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
“My bank account is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft”
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
“My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft”
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
“Social media is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Instagram is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Twitter is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Facebook is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Dear account balance: Wingardium Leviosa”
"Dear account balance: Wingardium Leviosa" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It means that the speaker has a low bank account balance, and desires it to levitate…
“A brew will see you through”
"A brew will see you through" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least March 2012. X/Twitter Emma Stickley @organdie84…
“Auld lang syne implies the existence of auld lang cosyne and auld lang tangynt”
The popular song "Auld Lang Syne" has nothing to do with math, but there are jokes. "auld lang syne implies auld land cosyne and auld lang tangent" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“‘Gastronomy’ implies the existence of an occult science of gastrology”
Some people joke that as astronomy is to astrology, then gastronomy is to gastrology. "Gastronomy implies the existence of gastrology" was posted on X/Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on March…