“I thought I’d take a stab at an Ides of March joke”

March 15th (the middle of the month) is called the Ides of March. Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 B.C.
   
“If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on March 15, 2011. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on March 15, 2013. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Aaron Walters on March 15, 2014. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by natalie on March 16, 2015.
   
“Already messing up constructing the perfect joke for tomorrow. Should have said ‘I’m going to TAKE A STAB at a great Ides of March joke’” was posted on X/Twitter by Immediate Ceasefire🇵🇸End the Genocide on March 14, 2013. “In honor of the Ides of March, does anyone know any good Julius Caesar jokes? C’mon, take a stab at it!” was posted on X/Twitter by Robyn on March 15, 2014. “I think I’m going to take a stab at writing an Ides of March joke” was posted on X/Twitter by Paro-D on March 15, 2017.  “I thought I’d take a stab at an Ides of March joke” was posted on X/Twitter by Anthony G. Cirilla ⚱️✝️ on March 15, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Ides of March
The Ides of March (/aɪdz/; Latin: Idus Martiae, Late Latin: Idus Martii) is the 74th day in the Roman calendar, corresponding to 15 March. It was marked by several religious observances and was a deadline for settling debts in Rome. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar, which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history.
     
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Shari VanderWerf
@Shariv67
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.
11:22 AM · Mar 15, 2011
   
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tiny jesus
@tinyjesus
Just realized I missed my chance to get a stab at those ides of march salad jokes.
3:13 PM · Mar 16, 2012
 
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Immediate Ceasefire🇵🇸End the Genocide
@BobbyLibby
Already messing up constructing the perfect joke for tomorrow. Should have said “I’m going to TAKE A STAB at a great Ides of March joke” :(
11:31 AM · Mar 14, 2013
   
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🏄Surfing the Law⚖
@Surfdudeken03
I was going to take a stab at an Ides of March joke, but I thought better eat a nice Caesar salad first.
10:55 AM · Mar 15, 2013
     
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Shari VanderWerf
@Shariv67
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.
12:10 PM · Mar 15, 2013
 
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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦
@KellyScaletta
I was going to take a stab at an Ides of March joke, but decided against it.
8:13 PM · Mar 15, 2013
   
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Aaron Walters
@aaronwalters_
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend. #IdesOfMarch
1:02 PM · Mar 15, 2014
   
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Robyn
@RobynLAWoman
In honor of the Ides of March, does anyone know any good Julius Caesar jokes? C’mon, take a stab at it!
5:37 PM · Mar 15, 2014
   
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natalie
@natisinvisible
“If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.”
12:37 AM · Mar 16, 2015
   
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Rachel Seis
@rachelbernhard
Tried taking a stab at an Ides of March joke, but worried I’d come off too brute.
9:48 AM · Mar 15, 2016
   
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Paro-D
@pironomy
I think I’m going to take a stab at writing an Ides of March joke.
11:07 AM · Mar 15, 2017
   
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April 🕰️ Time Lady Vtuber ⏳ 🍉Debut TBD
@TimeLadyApril
That’s true, I ought to take a stab at making an ides of march joke.
8:15 PM · Mar 15, 2018
   
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Will Moriarty
@willmoriarty86
You all need to cease taking a stab at Ides of March jokes, because the attempts I’ve seen so far are pretty brutal
9:10 AM · Mar 15, 2019
   
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Rex Steele
@ThisIsRexSteele
Should I take a stab at making an Ides of March joke?
7:14 PM · Mar 15, 2021 from Memphis, TN
   
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cho skrunee dopat, sleemo
@nutralmilfhotel
i might take a stab at an ides of march joke today
3:42 AM · Mar 15, 2022
 
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Anthony G. Cirilla ⚱️✝️
@boethianacolyte
I thought I’d take a stab at an Ides of March joke.
1:41 PM · Mar 15, 2022
 
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Wally
@therealbigWALL
I saw a lot of ides of March jokes and thought I’d take a stab at it.
12:06 PM · Mar 15, 2023
 
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obi wap kenobi
@hopesterrr
ides of march jokes never get old. everybody should get to take a stab at it.
9:03 PM · Mar 15, 2023