“Never trust someone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…
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“You can’t eat snacks while you sleep so taking a nap is basically a diet”
"You can’t eat snacks while you sleep so taking a nap is basically a diet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Simon Holland on June…
“I don’t even like food no more I just be eating so I don’t die”
Many people are tired of eating and no longer like food. "My appetite has been so weird lately. I just be eating so I don’t die" was posted on X/Twitter by BUCKINBUCKINWOAH on July 21,…
“I don’t even like food I just be eating so I don’t die”
Many people are tired of eating and no longer like food. "My appetite has been so weird lately. I just be eating so I don’t die" was posted on X/Twitter by BUCKINBUCKINWOAH on July 21,…
“If I sit in rice, will it fix me?”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- Self seagoose96 -- January 24, 2021 If I sit in rice, will it fix me? Facebook Sweet Motivation June 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM · If I sit in rice will it fi me
“Mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
“I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
“Alcohol tastes better when your life is fucked up”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life’s falling apart”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes a lil better when your life a lil fucked up”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Not sure if I need a hug, a redbull, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep”
"Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations. "Not sure if I…
“I ain’t rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain’t broke”
"I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain't broke" (or "I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I'm not broke") is a…
“I ain’t rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I’m not broke”
"I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I ain't broke" (or "I ain't rich but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I'm not broke") is a…
“People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs but I need ice cream”
"People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs but I need ice cream" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. wants amirite 5:14 PM · Aug…
“I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they got a WHOLE outside!!”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short”
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…