“All these anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens”
"All of those anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens" (or "All these anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens") is a Fourth of July…
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“I hate when Walmart doesn’t have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & take a shower so I can go to Target”
"I hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & take a shower so I can go to Target" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Hate when Walmart doesn’t have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target”
"I hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & take a shower so I can go to Target" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“My neighbors with the fireworks celebrate the twelve days of July 4th”
Some people light fireworks both before and after July 4th (Independence Day). "My neighbors with the fireworks celebrate the twelve days of July 4th" was posted on X/Twitter by Simon…
“The local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood”
"vampires have the most active club. They're always looking for new blood" is a vampire joke that was posted on X/Twitter by peterkidder on December 4, 2013. "I'm thinking…
“I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans, and solid love of coffee”
"I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans, and solid love of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I like…
“Before drinking eat liver, so that the alcohol doesn’t know which liver to attack”
Alcohol attacks the liver, but which one? "Before drinking alcohol, eat goat liver. That way, when you drink, the alcohol doesn't know which liver to attack. Yours or the goats" was…
“Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!”
"Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Today?…
“Being popular on social media is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“Being popular on the internet is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“Being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“Being popular on Instagram is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“Being popular on Pinterest is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital”
"Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been variations for other…
“They always call it a conspiracy, but they never call it a lie”
"They always call it a conspiracy, but they never call it a lie" is a saying that has been printed on an image. That is, the term "conspiracy" is meant to disparage what someone…
“Sublets imply the existence of domlets”
A real estate "sublet" has nothing to do with dominance and submission, but there are jokes. "Sublets implies the existence of domlets" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeiel Aranal…
“The term ‘champagne socialist’ implies the existence of vodka fascist”
The term "champagne socialist" has inspired other similar terms. "Better a champagne socialist than a buckfast capitalist" was posted on X/Twitter by Kenny from the Block on…
Prosecco Progressive
The term "champagne socialist" is sometimes replaced with "prosecco progressive" or "prosecco populist." Prosecco is a white wine. "Think the term 'Champagne…
Prosecco Populist
The term "champagne socialist" is sometimes replaced with "prosecco progressive" or "prosecco populist." Prosecco is a white wine. "Think the term 'Champagne…