“I once flunked out of executioner school. I couldn’t get the hang of it”
Some people who work or who go to school can't "get the hang of it" (understand it). This expression usually has nothing to do with hanging, but there are jokes. "Why was the…
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“People who flunk out of executioner school just don’t get the hang of it”
Some people who work or who go to school can't "get the hang of it" (understand it). This expression usually has nothing to do with hanging, but there are jokes. "Why was the…
“People are always skeptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest. But it’s true, I made it up”
"I made it up" could mean "I made it up to the top of the mountain" or "I made up the story." There is a mountaineering (mountain climbing) joke. "You wanna hear…
“Peace is not when everyone agrees. It is when we can respect our disagreements and still play in the sandbox together”
"Peace is not when everyone agrees. It is when we can respect our disagreements and still play in the sandbox together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Peace is…
“Poverty exists not because there isn’t enough wealth in the world, but because it is inequitably distributed”
"Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich" (or "Poverty exists not because we can't feed the poor, but because we can't…
“ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention”
"ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention" (or "People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention”
"ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention" (or "People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“People who eat sweet potato fries are weird”
"ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention" (or "People who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ll never be okay with donut shops cutting a hole in my donut, then charging me separately for the same hole they robbed me of”
"I'll never be okay with donut shops cutting a hole in my donut, then charging me separately for the same hole they robbed me of" is a saying about donuts that has been printed on…
“My other ride is a dragon boat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My other car is a dragonboat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
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“I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else ima do? Skip Tuesday?”
"I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else ima do? Skip Tuesday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Wednesday" and…
“Hate when ppl say take it one day at a time. What else ima do? Skip Wednesday?”
"I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else ima do? Skip Tuesday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Wednesday" and…
“I hate when people say ‘take it one day at a time.’ What else am I going to do, skip Thursday?”
"I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else ima do? Skip Tuesday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Wednesday" and…
“What has 2 wheels and bites?”/“A vicious cycle.”
A riddle -- seemingly about a bicycle -- was posted on Reddit -- Cleanjokes on January 17, 2025: "What has 2 wheels and bites? A vicious cycle." “What has four wheels and flies?”/“A…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than 2 days in a row, then neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than two days in a row, neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“That’s showbiz” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…
“That’s show biz” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…