“Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)”
"Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every summer has its own story. wats this one gonna be?" was posted on…
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“Girls just wanna have sun” (“Girls just want to have sun”)
"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" is a 1979 song that was popularized by American singer Cyndi Lauper in 1983. "Girls just wanna have sun" (or "Girls just want to have…
“Sunday is a teacher’s day of rest: the rest of the laundry and grade the rest of the papers”
"Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do on a Saturday" is a jocular saying that…
“Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework…”
"Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do on a Saturday" is a jocular saying that…
“Every summer has a story”
"Every summer has a story" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Trailer for last song looks hilarious. Every summer has a story?" was posted on Twitter by…
“In my defense, I was left unsupervised”
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In my defense, I was left unsupervised" was posted on Twitter by Sean on…
“Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like a summer to me”
"Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like (a) summer to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friends 👯 Sun 🌞 Sand and Sea 🚣 that sounds like summer to…
“Sun’s out, buns out”
"Sun's out, buns out" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as bikini bottoms. The saying is a variant of the older saying, "Sun's out, guns out,"…
“Less Mondays, more summer”
"Less Monday, more summer" is an anti-work summer saying that has been 'printed on many images. "Less Monday, more Summer!" -- with an image -- was posted on Twitter by…
Best Escape Anyone Can Have (“beach” backronym)
"Best Escape Anyone Can Have" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "beach" that has been printed on many images. "B.E.A.C.H. = Best Escape Anyone Can Have" was…
“Warning: Does not play well with others before coffee”
"Warning: Does not play well with others before coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok people, control your small children in the coffee shop.…
“I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, ‘Toilets closed’”
"I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, 'Toilets closed'" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…
“I saw a sign that made me shit myself. It said, ‘Bathroom closed’”
"I saw a sign that made me shit myself. It said, 'Bathroom closed'" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…
“Like a good neighbor, stay over there”
"Like a good neighbor, stay over there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a parody of the State Farm insurance jingle, "Like a good neighbor,…
“If you want to fly with the eagles, don’t swim with the ducks”
"If you want to fly with the eagles, don't swim with the ducks" (or "If you want to fly with eagles, stop swimming with ducks") is a motivational saying that has been…
“Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost”
"Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost" is a jocular eating saying that has been printed on many images. "Not all those who wander are lost" is a famous line…
“I don’t want to. I don’t have to. You can’t make me. I’m retired”
"I don't want to. I don't have to. You can't make me. I'm retired" is a jocular retirement saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on…
“Burritos are like blunts made out of food”
A burrito (a food) and a blunt (a marijuana cigar) are both rolled. "Burritos are like blunts..you put a bunch of shit in them and thats shits bomb!!!" was posted on Twitter by Chri$ on…
“Burritos are like blunts. If you can’t roll, get a bowl”
A burrito (a food) and a blunt (a marijuana cigar) are both rolled. "Burritos are like blunts..you put a bunch of shit in them and thats shits bomb!!!" was posted on Twitter by Chri$ on…
“My boss said to me, ‘You’re the worst train driver ever!’” (joke)
A train joke was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on September 19, 2012, and probably originated on the Sickipedia website: "You're the worst fucking train driver ever," said my…