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"Please wait for hostess to be seated" is a sign that used to be in many restaurants. A joke was posted on Twitter by Belly Roll Morton on February 21, 2010: "The sign says…
Circles don't have corners. "They say you find love in every corner. My life must be a circle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you find love…
Circles don't have corners. "They say you find love in every corner. My life must be a circle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you find love…
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Time's fun when you're having flies, Kermit (the frog) said" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering how I did it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the…
"If cauliflower can somehow become pizza...then you, my friend, can do anything" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "If cauliflower can be pizza, we, my…
"If cauliflower can somehow become pizza...then you, my friend, can do anything" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "If cauliflower can be pizza, we, my…
"Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Dranks" would be less formal…
"Cyber Monday -- The one time a year that people look forward to Monday mornings" is a Monday saying that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter by The…
"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a reference to zombie stories such as the…
"No science, no beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used to justify the importance (and funding) of science education. "Worse still.…
A science riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?A: A-mean-oh acid. The joke was posted on Twitter by Luciana on November 12, 2011. Wikipedia: Amino…
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" is a children's song and nursery rhyme. "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is the famous first line. There are several computer parodies.…
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" is a children's song and nursery rhyme. "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is the famous first line. There are several computer parodies.…
"That moment when the music you listened to in high school is being played on the 'oldies' station" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This saying originated from…
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" is a children's song and nursery rhyme. "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is the famous first line. There are several computer parodies.…