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"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
"MAGA" (meaning "Make America Great Again") was popularized in by Donald Trump in his 2016 presidential campaign. “'Trump's meeting with tech CEOS: Immigration,…
"Mr. Nice Guy" shouldn't be confused with "mist and ice guy," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (it was probably originally on the Sickipedia…
"Erasers sacrifice their own bodies for your mistakes" was posted on Twitter by meg on November 11, 2013. "Your eraser sacrifices itself for your mistakes everyday" was posted…
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
"Bruise" shouldn't be confused with "brews," but there are jokes. "If you bump your head on a coffee maker does it leave a... Brews?" was posted on Twitter by Doc…
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry” is a shopping adage that has been cited in print since at least 1971. "Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the…
"Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that reading is more fun than…
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Someone is in good shape when an old piece of clothing still fits, right? This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on October 4, 2011 (originally on the Sickipedia website) and has been…
What is the dark web? It's a mysterious part of the web that is not indexed. However, to many, the dark web is Google search page two (where they never go). "I suspect 'the dark…
Bananas do not have juice, so how is there banana juice? Bananas are usually blended with other ingredients, such as grapefruit or milk. "Do banana's really have juice? I mean, I'm…
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…