“A cookbook is only as good as its worst recipe”
"A cookbook is only as good as its poorest/worst recipe" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Television chef and author Julia Child (1912-2004) said it several times, in…
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“Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is not coffee. "Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Decaf…
Dr. Google (Doctor Google)
"Doctor Google" or "Dr. Google" describes when a person uses the internet (especially the search engine Google) to find medical advice. That advice might be helpful, or might be…
“Victory is surrender. Lockdown is safety. Hysteria is virtue”
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength" are famous lines from the dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949) by English writer George Orwell. The 2019–20 coronavirus…
“If you’re not subversive, you’re not relevant”
"If you're not subversive, you're not relevant" is a saying by Douglas Valentine, described on his website as "Author, Investigator, Journalist, Poet." "'If…
Doctor Google (Dr. Google)
"Doctor Google" or "Dr. Google" describes when a person uses the internet (especially the search engine Google) to find medical advice. That advice might be helpful, or might be…
Pepperennui (pepper/pepperoni + ennui)
"Pepper-ennui" or "pepperennui" is a pun on "pepperoni." "WELCOME TO PAPA GIO'S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA'S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO…
“I got a job making plastic Draculas. Two of us work, so I have to make every second count”
To "make every second count" does not mean to "make every second Count Dracula," but there are jokes. "Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count" was posted on…
“What do you call a depressed salami?”/“Pepper-ennui.”
"Pepper-ennui" or "pepperennui" is a pun on "pepperoni." "WELCOME TO PAPA GIO'S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA'S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO…
“Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count”
To "make every second count" does not mean to "make every second Count Dracula," but there are jokes. "Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count" was posted on…
“Where are dead computer hackers buried?”/“In decrypt.”
A computer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 21, 2020: Q: Where are dead computer hackers buried?A: In decrypt. "Decrypt" is a pun on "the crypt" and…
“People scared of being fat are running from their fears”
"People scared of being fat are running from their fears" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on June 19, 2020. That is, running will make a person lose fat (and the fear of being…
“When you start to Excel, people start to spreadsheet”
"When you start to Excel, people start to spreadsheet" is a jocular saying about Microsoft Excel that has been printed on many images. "Spreadsheet" sounds like "spread…
“My kid is an honor student at a dumbed-down government indoctrination camp” (bumper sticker)
"My kid is an honor student at a dumbed-down government indoctrination camp" is a jocular saying that has been printed on a bumper sticker. It is a parody of the “My child is an honor…
“I don’t drink to get drunk. I drink to get my inner demons drunk”
"I don't drink to get drunk. I drink to get my inner demons drunk, so they'll pass out and give me some peace" is a drinking saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns”
"Toasters should have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is before it burns" was posted on Twitter by Danny on July 26, 2018. "Why the fuck don’t toasters have a window…
“Mask it or casket” (face mask slogan)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. A mask slogan became popular, but it had been suggested earlier. "How about 'Mask it, or casket'?…
“Living in America means calling the police could kill someone…”
"Living in America means calling the police could kill someone and calling an ambulance could bankrupt someone" was posted on Twitter by Weston David Pagano on June 15, 2020. The saying…
Wuhan Health Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic claimed that WHO worked for…
My-Yam-Me (Miami)
"Miami" is sometimes written and spoken as "My-Yam-Me." This spelling has been cited in print since at least 2002. Wikipedia: MiamiMiami (/maɪˈæmi/), officially the City of…