“Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife. He said I was toast”

To say that someone is “toast” is to mean that someone is finished. That person is not literally toast, but there are jokes.
   
“Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife. He said I was toast” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 21, 2015, and on Reddit—3amjokes on July 9, 2020.
   
“I recently bought a bread knife. It’s not as good as stainless steel” and “I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time. It melted in my hand” are related jokes.
 
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/derp213abc March 21, 2015
Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife
He said i was toast.
 
Twitter
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@xBlackbeard
Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife: He said i was toast.  submitted by derp213abc [link]... http://bit.ly/1CIFf0d
6:04 PM · Mar 21, 2015·twitterfeed

Twitter
Goofingaround
@goofinaround
Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife…
He said I was toast.
6:34 PM · Apr 10, 2015·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
klg1boo
@Klg1boo2
Replying to @MPSHackney
Last night a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife,he said i was toast
8:58 AM · Mar 16, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Lya
@Mekanimus_Lya
Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast. #bot #jokes #fun
12:43 AM · Jan 14, 2020·Mekanimus_Lya
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/kickypie July 9, 2020
Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife
He said i was toast.