“What do you call a dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
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“Why do they call it a hot water heater when it actually heats cold water?”
A water heater is often called a "hot water heater." "why do people say 'hot water heater' when it heats cold water?" was posted on Twitter by Barry Skalski on May 4,…
“is a dancing pig, shaken bacon?”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“I’m going to have a quesadilla.”/“Really, a whole case of them?”
A "quesadilla" isn't a "case of dillas," but there are jokes. "Wasn't Homer the guy that turned down the offer of a quesadilla. As I recall he said 'better…
“Hold all my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets”
"Hold all of my calls. Someone on the internet disagrees with one of my tweets" was posted on Twitter by Scottish Hog ™ on August 5, 2013. "@trutherbot: Hold all my calls. Someone…
“Gummy bears are much smaller than gummy worms in the gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“I’m an English major. You do the math”
“I’m an English major. You do the math” is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You do the math" is an expression that means "you figure it out," but sometimes…
“What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?”/“The letter W.”
A pot of gold is what some people believe that a leprechaun's keeps at the end of a rainbow. A rainbow riddle is: Q: What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?A: The letter W.…
“Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“When you compare gummy worms to gummy bears, it paints a horrific picture of gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“You know you’re old when you clean to the music you used to drink to”
"You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to drink too" was posted on Twitter by [Sparkling heart] on February 20, 2021. "You know you're old when you clean…
“Welcome to Facebook. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”
"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…
“Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents’ income is”
"Every year Santa delivers presents to kids based on what their parents income is" is a Christmas joke that was posted on Twitter by 51 Shades of Paul on December 10, 2020. The joke was…
“The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“Someone removed the fifth month from all my calendars. I am really dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“Whoever named them ‘missiles’ wasn’t being very optimistic”
"Whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic" was posted on Twitter by FRO VO on November 4, 2015. That is, the word "missile" has "miss" in it (rather…
“Dismay: to insult the fifth month”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American.’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away”
To "see something coming from a mile away" is an expression meaning that something is very obvious. There is no European version involving kilometers, but there are jokes. "My wife…