“The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me…” (joke)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. "The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me... I've been mouthing 'fuck off' to people…
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“America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave”
"America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave" was posted on Twitter by American conservative activist and radio talk show host Charlie Kirk on…
“America is the only country in the world where even those who hate it refuse to leave”
"America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave" was posted on Twitter by American conservative activist and radio talk show host Charlie Kirk on…
Quacksine or Quackcine or Quackxine or Quackzine (quack + vaccine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines. Some people who distrusted the vaccines called them "quackcine" (quack + vaccine) or "quacksine" or "quackxine" or…
“I opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came”
"I opened a club for men with erectile dysfunction too but our first night was a success. We had a soft opening" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 21, 2015. "I opened a nightclub…
Quackseen (quack + vaccine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines. Some people who distrusted the vaccines called them "quackseen" (quack + vaccine). "The general public doesn’t seem to care.…
“I spend a lot of time holding the fridge door open looking for answers”
"I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Andy…
“Someone has glued my deck of cards together. I don’t know how to deal with it”
The expression "deal with it" usually doesn't involve playing cards, but there are jokes. "I cant deal with it....Like a deck of cards glued together" was posted on Twitter…
Quackcine or Quacksine or Quackxine or Quackzine (quack + vaccine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines. Some people who distrusted the vaccines called them "quackcine" (quack + vaccine) or "quacksine" or "quackxine" or…
“If you have to pay a fee to keep your property, you don’t own it”
Some people believe that if you have to pay property tax (and government can take your property for non-payment of this tax), then you really don't own the property. "If you have to pay a…
“As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they could answer?” (joke)
Delivery vehicles (such as UPS) often have their employees knock on a door, and then walk away before the person can answer. "As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away…
Quackzine or Quackcine or Quacksine or Quackxine (quack + vaccine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines. Some people who distrusted the vaccines called them "quackcine" (quack + vaccine) or "quacksine" or "quackxine" or…
“What’s the difference between a bowl of moldy lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
“What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?”/“A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.”
"Burger" is sometimes written as "BrrrrGrrrr," with the joking explanation that it's eaten by someone who is cold (brrrr) and angry (grrrr). "Hamburger" is…
“Freedom over fear”
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“I wonder what would happen if you put a small insect in some soft French cheese, briefly?”
The word "briefly" is not composed of the words "brie" (a soft French cheese) and "fly (an insect), but there are jokes. "I wonder what would happen if you put an…
“What’s the difference between rotten lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
“What do you call a pig that’s cold and angry at the same time?”/“A ham-brr-grr”
"Burger" is sometimes written as "BrrrrGrrrr," with the joking explanation that it's eaten by someone who is cold (brrrr) and angry (grrrr). "Hamburger" is…
“Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low?”/“He’s a master of deduction.”
A Sherlock Holmes riddle is: Q: Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?A: He's a master of deduction. "Why doesn’t Sherlock Holmes pay a lot of taxes? He’s a master of…
“Bad Salad: Sad Ballad” (spoonerism)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…