“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweetened tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…
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“My favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
Austin is a city that is often more liberal than most of Texas. Many people from California have moved to Austin. "My favorite California city is Austin...and it just so happens to be smack…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like normal water, but has margarita in it”
"Spring water" is known, but what is "summer water"? This was posted on Facebook by Ruby Tuesday on June 22, 2021: "It's called summer water. It's just like…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…
“Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
“Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are”
"Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If we don’t protect freedom of…
The Big Apple Shopping Bazaar (Delray Beach, FL, 2013-present)
The Big Apple Shopping Bazaar began in 2013 and is located at 5283 W Atlantic Ave, Delray Beach, Florida. The website states that there are 65 specialty boutiques, along with copies of New York…
Scariant (scare/scary + variant)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had variants, called by some as "scariant" (scare/scary + variant). "So many variants of scary. Scariants" was posted on Twitter by Cal…
“One great thing about Louisiana heat: You can guarantee no one is waiting in your back seat”
"One great thing about Louisiana/Texas heat: You can guarantee no one is waiting in your back seat to kill you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is,…
“Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are”
"Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If we don’t protect freedom of…
“My least favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
Austin is a city that is often more liberal than most of Texas. Many people from California have moved to Austin. "My favorite California city is Austin...and it just so happens to be smack…
“Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t work in the morning”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t know where the box is”
"I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either. I don't even know where the box is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You ever try to breath quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you…”
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink on Sundays like you don’t have to go to work in the morning”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“What pan is the best to make sushi in?”/“Japan.”
A sushi riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 30, 2017: Q: What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?A: Japan. The riddle -- slightly reworded -- was posted again on Reddit --…
“Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you…”
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink like you don’t have to work tomorrow”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“What’s the best kind of pan to make sushi in?”/“Japan.”
A sushi riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 30, 2017: Q: What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?A: Japan. The riddle -- slightly reworded -- was posted again on Reddit --…
“Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear yo
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…