“What do you call the pants that have your car keys?”/“Khaki pants.”
"Khaki" can sometimes sound like "car key." "One of my favorite clients (a NY'er) was telling me about how he left his car keys in the fridge. At first I thought he…
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National Institutes of Hell (National Institutes of Health or NIH nickname)
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is responsible for biomedical and public health research in the United States. Some critics of the NIH have called it the “National Institutes of Hell.”…
National Institute of Hypocrisy (National Institutes of Health or NIH nickname)
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is responsible for biomedical and public health research in the United States. Some critics of the NIH have called it the "National Institute of…
New World Odor (New World Order + odor)
"New World Odor" is a pun on "New World Order" that has been printed on many images. U.S. President George H. W. Bush used the term "new world order" in a speech…
National Institutes of Hope (National Institutes of Health or NIH nickname)
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is responsible for biomedical and public health research in the United States. The NIH has been nicknamed the "National Institutes of Hope." This…
“How does a southerner ask for money from a bank?”/“With drawl.”
"Withdrawal" shouldn't be confused with "with drawl," but there are jokes. "How do southerner's request money from their bank accounts? WITH DRAWL" was…
American Moron Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Moron(s) Association."…
“Why is there so much controversy around gays in America, when our own country had four fathers?”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
“American conservatives are pretty homophobic for people so proud of their four fathers”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
American Morons Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Moron(s) Association."…
“But first, cocktails”
"But first, cocktails" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "But first, coffee" is a similar popular saying. "But first, cocktail for an hour" was printed…
“If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
“What kind of bee hovers over a bowl of alphabet soup?”/“A spelling bee.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!”/“I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Are you allowed to eat alphabet soup at a spelling bee?”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my alphabet soup?”/“Seems like he’s sending an S.O.S.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
Dillicious (dill + delicious)
"Dill-icious" or "dillicious" (dill + delicious) is pun, often used to describe dill pickles. The term appears to have started in New York City delicatessens. "The…
“He who is without ovaries shall not make laws for those who do. Fallopians 5:12”
"He who is without ovaries shall not make laws for those who do. Fallopians 5:12" is a women's rights saying (in mock biblical verse) that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my alphabet soup!”/“That’s no fly, that’s a spelling bee.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Irate Diner: Hey, waiter, there’s an F-L-Y in my alphabet soup!”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…