“Please don’t hate me because I’m unvaccinated. I was born that way”
One point made by people against vaccinations (such as Covid-19 vaccinations), is that unvaccinated is the "default" state. People were born that way. "Don't discriminate…
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“So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of the virus, but the vaccine passport does?”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates and vaccine passports, but the Covid vaccine itself only lessened symptoms. "So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of…
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Pap Schmear (papaya cream cheese spread)
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“Pringles are the particle board of potato chips”
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
“My grandfather makes his own cream cheese. It’s called Pap Schmear”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
Pap Schmear (paprika cream cheese spread)
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“The worst spread for a bagel has to be the pap shmear”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake”
"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake" (or "Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them…
“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape" was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10,…
“Firearms imply the existence of eartharms, windarms, and waterarms”
"If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms" was posted on Twitter by [Cat face]ri-Warui on October 24, 2017. "If guns are firearms, then are squirt guns…
“When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level”
"When you truly don't care what anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I run on coffee & Christmas cheer”
"I run on coffee & Christmas cheer" (or "Running on coffee and Christmas cheer") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm just exhausted all the time…
“If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms”
"If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms" was posted on Twitter by [Cat face]ri-Warui on October 24, 2017. "If guns are firearms, then are squirt guns…
“Not caring what other people think is the best choice you will ever make”
"Not caring what other people think is the best choice you will ever make" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Not caring what other people think is the…
“If you fear change, leave it here” (tip jar sign)
"If you fear change, leave it here" is a tip jar sign that has been printed on many images. "If you fear change, leave it here" was printed in The Oregonian (Portland, OR) on…
“Running on coffee and Christmas cheer”
"I run on coffee & Christmas cheer" (or "Running on coffee and Christmas cheer") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm just exhausted all the time…
“What’s it called when the people doing the fact checking are controlled by the same people lying?”
"When the fact checkers are controlled by the same people doing the lying, what do you call it?" (or "What's it called when the people doing the fact checking are controlled by…
“Why did the Lego cross the road?”/“To get to the other block.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Lego version is: Q: Why did the Lego cross the road?A: To get to…
“Taxidemists. They know their stuff”
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…