“Where do pirates go to play games?”/“The Arrrrrrr-cade!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates go to play games?A: The Arrrrrrr-cade! That is, to the "arcade," but pirates like to say "Arrrr!" The riddle has been cited in print…
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“How much flu would a flu shot stop if a flu shot could stop flu?”
"How much flu would a flu shot stop if a flu shot could stop flu?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The "flu" version is a variation on the famous…
“Verizon is a combination of vertical and horizontal”
Verizon is the name of a communications company that was formed in 2000 from a merger of Bell Atlantic and GTE. According to its press release of April 3, 2000: "The word Verizon (pronounced…
“Why don’t ants go to church?”/“Because they’re in sects.”
An ant riddle is: Q: Why do ants not go to church?A: Because they're in sects (insects). The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Google Groups: alt.messianicWhere Do Darwinist…
“Why’s the bow-tie pasta afraid to jump off a cliff?”/“Because it’s a Farfalle.”
"Farfalle" (also called "bow-tie pasta" and "butterfly pasta") can sound like "far fall," and there are jokes. "Why's the bow-tie pasta afraid to…
“Eggs are the original boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are technically boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are just boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“What do vegans say at Christmas?”/“Soy to the world!”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“I dropped a piece of pasta off of a cliff, It was a farfalle”
"Farfalle" (also called "bow-tie pasta" and "butterfly pasta") can sound like "far fall," and there are jokes. "Why's the bow-tie pasta afraid to…
“What is a vegetarian’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“Soy to the World” (soy + Joy to the World)
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“Tyranny is that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“Eggs are the real boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?”/“Soy to the World.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“There would be no game of chess if the pawns refused to play”
"There would be no game of chess if the pawns refused to play" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is political, and means that the elites can't play…
“What does lactose free milk wish to the world?”/“Soy to the world.”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
“Our fear is their power”
"Our FEAR is their POWER" was posted on Twitter by Muhammad Soliman on January 6, 2012. "Our Fear Is Their Power" was posted on Twitter by OccupySydney on July 25, 2012.…
“The people on the ‘right side of history’ are usually fighting for freedom and liberty…”
"The people on the ‘right side of history’ are usually fighting for freedom and liberty, not censorship and reeducation camps" (also shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Kevin…