“If the ‘germ theory of disease’ were correct, there’d be no one living to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
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“If the ‘germ theory of disease’ were correct, there would be nobody alive to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
“I like my music loud and my coffee strong”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Politeness never defeated an existential threat”
"Politeness never defeated an existential threat" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foto: wrathofgnon: 'Politeness never defeated an existential…
“I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s harder to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now, I’m living in a flat”
A "flat" doesn't always mean a flat house, but there are jokes. "Our inflatable house got punctured last night so now we're living in a flat" was posted on Twitter by…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“What do you call heavily burnt pasta?”/“Al Dante.”
"Al dente" shouldn't be confused with "Al Dante" (cooked in Dante's Inferno), but there are jokes. "I like my pasta burnt to a crisp in the fires of hell, i.e.…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandcity”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Jimmy Buffett implies the existence of Jimmy A La Carte”
American singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett has nothing to do with a "buffet," but there are jokes. "Change his name to Jimmy a la carte?" was posted on Twitter by Tommi Luhtanen…
“Burnt spaghetti is called Al Dante”
"Al dente" shouldn't be confused with "Al Dante" (cooked in Dante's Inferno), but there are jokes. "I like my pasta burnt to a crisp in the fires of hell, i.e.…
“The opposite of Flavortown is Blandberg”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“The opposite of Flavortown is Blandland”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandtown”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?”/“Beef-flat.”
"Beef-flat" sounds like "B-flat." "'The tune that old cow died on,' must have been written in beef flat. -- Whitehall Times." was printed in the Record of…
“Which cheese is an alcoholic?”/“Livarot.”
A riddle about Livarot cheese -- that some people pronounce as "liver rot," although that is not the correct French -- is: Q: What cheese has a bit of alcohol problem?A: Livarot. The…
“When a butcher sings in the bathtub it’s probably beef-flat”
"Beef-flat" sounds like "B-flat." "'The tune that old cow died on,' must have been written in beef flat. -- Whitehall Times." was printed in the Record of…