“Buy art, not drugs”
"Buy art, not drugs" and "Buy art, not cocaine" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "BUY ART, NOT COCAINE" was posted on the newsgroup net.women on July…
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“Coffee: It’s like allergy medicine for mornings”
"Coffee: It's like allergy medicine for mornings" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee -- It's like allergy medicine for mornings" (shown…
“Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It’s a pizza cake”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…
“It’s pretty easy to make a deep dish pizza. It’s like a pizza cake”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are deep dish pizza jokes. "It’s pretty easy to make a deep dish pizza. It’s like a pizza cake" was posted on…
“Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?”/“It’s pretty much a pizza cake.”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…
“Lasagne is one of the easiest Italian dishes you can make. It’s a pizza cake”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…
“Solar energy is the future, but it won’t happen overnight”
"Overnight" can mean "quickly" or "suddenly," but sometimes it literally means over night. This is the basis of a solar power pun. "Scientists agree that solar…
“Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea”
Fish sticks have been compared to chicken nuggets. "Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea" was posted on Twitter by Shy Mall? on March 5, 2012. "Fish sticks are the chicken…
“Solitaire is really just a needlessly convoluted way to unshuffle a deck of cards”
Some people view Solitaire less as a game and more as a way to arrange cards. "Solitare is just a very complicated way to unshuffle a deck of cards" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts…
“Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of seafood”
Fish sticks have been compared to chicken nuggets. "Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea" was posted on Twitter by Shy Mall? on March 5, 2012. "Fish sticks are the chicken…
“Who’s the father of all fruit?”/“Papaya.”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "what fruit is the father of all fruits? The PAPAya!!!" was posted on Twitter by Julian Moppie Lim on…
“Which fruit is the father of all fruits?”/“Papaya.”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "what fruit is the father of all fruits? The PAPAya!!!" was posted on Twitter by Julian Moppie Lim on…
Floor D’oeuvre (floor + hors d’oeuvre)
"Floor d’oeuvre" (floor + hors d’oeuvre) is a bit of food dropped on the floor, often to be eaten by a dog or a toddler. "#365newwords 106 floor d'oeuvres (noun) : food…
“What do you call the scraps of food that fall from the table?”/“Floor d’oeuvres.”
"Floor d’oeuvre" (floor + hors d’oeuvre) is a bit of food dropped on the floor, often to be eaten by a dog or a toddler. "#365newwords 106 floor d'oeuvres (noun) : food…
“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government”
"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government" (or "I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I may…
“A game of solitaire is probably one of the slowest ways to sort a deck of cards”
Some people view Solitaire less as a game and more as a way to arrange cards. "Solitare is just a very complicated way to unshuffle a deck of cards" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts…
“Coffee: The daytime stumbling, stretching, yawning, dragging, cotton mouthed, gulping…”
Vicks NyQuil (a cold medicine) has long had the advertising slogan, "The Nighttime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head Fever So You Can Rest Medicine." A coffee parody of this…
“My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…