“Being ‘clean and sober’ means I’ve showered and I’m headed to the liquor store”
"Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Douchekevin:…
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“Rock lobster implies the existence of paper lobster and scissors lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“Rock lobster implies the existence of heavy metal, pop, and easy listening lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“My dream job is no job. I just want to get paid for breathing”
"My dream job is no job. I just want to get paid for breathing" was posted on Facebook by Jakiera Davis Conner on May 31, 2012. The post had over 67,000 shares. Facebook Jakiera Davis…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Gin”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Whiskey”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Wine”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Beer”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Beer”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Scotch”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Bourbon”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Beer”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“Another beer bottle with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Some mornings it’s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Another wine bottle emptied with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep trying”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Another wine bottle with no genie in the bottom of it. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Some mornings it’s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Another bourbon bottle with no genie at the bottom. I guess I will keep searching”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…