“Maid” shouldn’t be confused with “made,” but there are jokes. “Housekeepers aren’t born they’re maid” was posted on Twitter by Dang Laser on January 7, 2016. “Great housekeepers aren’t born they’re Maid” was posted on Twitter by Cris Martin on July 21, 2019.
“True house cleaners aren’t just born. They’re maid” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 15, 2019. “True house cleaners aren’t just born, they’re maid” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 27, 2019.
Twitter
Dang Laser
@youranalogbuddy
housekeepers aren’t born they’re maid
1:58 PM · Jan 7, 2016·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Wellenoughiguess July 15, 2019
True house cleaners aren’t just born
They’re maid.
Twitter
Brata George
@BrataGeorge
True house cleaners aren’t just born They’re maid. #smile #reddit #jokes
9:50 AM · Jul 15, 2019·IFTTT
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 20, 2019
True house cleaners aren’t just born…
They’re maid…
Twitter
Cris Martin
@Poohkitten
Great housekeepers aren’t born they’re Maid.
😂
9:44 PM · Jul 21, 2019·Facebook
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 27, 2019
True house cleaners aren’t just born, they’re maid.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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