A “bread knife” cuts bread; the knife is not made of bread, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 19, 2019:
“I recently bought a bread knife. It’s not as good as stainless steel.”
Wikipedia: Bread knife
Bread knives are used for cutting bread and are one of many kitchen knives used by chefs. The serrated blades of bread knives are able to cut soft bread without crushing it.
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
Replying to @TheFagCasanova
@GarethAveyard @mattwhatsit NOW I get it. It’s brilliant! A bread knife - a knife made of bread! Why didn’t I think of that, godammit?
9:51 AM · Sep 4, 2011 · TweetDeck
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WEAPON ❌-CLAVICLE
@adamteterus
“Do we have any good bread knives?” / Like, what kind of bread knife? / “I’m not looking for a knife made of bread.” - #overheard
@indyhall
2:03 PM · Jan 13, 2012 · Twitter for Mac
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Ellis Dman
@YourDads_dotgif
I wish that knives that were dedicated towards things were that thing. Like a bread knife would just be a knife made of bread.
12:39 AM · Mar 4, 2015 · Twitter Web Client
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Ted Mielczarek
@TedMielczarek
Replying to @antumbral
A knife *made of bread*? That is an odd kind of bread knife.
9:56 PM · Mar 3, 2019 · Twitter Web Client
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chloe ♡’s luke
@lietxmeluke
Replying to @httpcalumdahood
a bread knife? is that a knife made of bread or like those knives you use to put stuff on bread
12:14 AM · Jun 9, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted b yu/TommehBoi July 19, 2019
I recently bought a bread knife.
It’s not as good as stainless steel.
COMMENTS
Fauxjaux
Have you introduced it to your steak or butter knife?
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I recently bought a bread knife…. It’s not as good as stainless steel.
12:52 PM · Jul 19, 2019 · IFTTT
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