Banks have “branches,” and there are puns. “The bank want to repossess my tree-house. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m sure it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Fattus Blokus (and others) on January 6, 2012.
   
“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?” is another bank “branch” joke.
   
       
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Fattus Blokus
@FattusBlokus
The bank want to repossess my tree-house. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m sure it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches
12:56 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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David Clarke
@PunSl1nger
The bank want to repossess my tree-house because I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments. It must be a mix-up from when I moved branches.
12:58 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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The New Shmoo
@ImTheShmoo
The bank want to repossess my tree-house.I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments but I know it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches.
1:12 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Neilsby
@nialli
my bank want to repossess my treehouse,say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m convinced it’s just a mixup from when I moved branches.
6:48 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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fizzyegg
@fizzyegg
The bank want to repossess my treehouse. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I believe it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches.
6:22 PM · Nov 3, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD January 11, 2021
The bank want to repossess my tree house. They say I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments….
I’m convinced it’s a mix up from when I moved branches.