What do people do with old calendars? A joke was posted on Twitter by The Rudeman on April 16, 2013:
“Once we were so poor, we only had old calendars to use as toilet paper. Now those days are behind me.”
Twitter
The Rudeman
@TheRudeman_
Once we were so poor, we only had old calendars to use as toilet paper. Now those days are behind me.
8:24 AM - 16 Apr 2013
Twitter
Sam of all fears..
@Buggz79
There was a time when I got so broke, I used old calendars for TP. Those days are behind me now..
1:01 AM - 4 Jun 2013
Twitter
Col
@countcol
Once I was so poor, I only had an old calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
4:46 PM - 25 Nov 2014
Reddit—Puns
Once we were so poor we had to use old calendars as toilet papers (self.puns)
submitted October 10, 2015 by v_cleaner
Now those days are behind me.
Reddit—Jokes
When I was poor I had to use old calendars to wipe my arse.
submitted March 7, 2018 by Yatsey007
Now those days are behind me.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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