A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 23, 2017
“What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?”/“A pistachio.”

Entry in progress—B.P.
 
“What do you call a mad nut?”/“A pistachio” is another pistachio riddle.
 
 
Wikipedia: Pistachio
The pistachio (/pɪˈstɑːʃiˌoʊ, -ˈstæ-/, Pistacia vera), a member of the cashew family, is a small tree originating from Central Asia and the Middle East. The tree produces seeds that are widely consumed as food.
       
Twitter
Steve Tricker‏
@Bluesoup_Steve
What do you call a drunk man with a moustache eating nuts? Pistachio. Boom boom. #bluesoupcomms
8:17 AM - 14 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Tania Mancilla‏
@Oscarbaby001
What do you call a pistachio with a mustache? #amustachio
6:59 PM - 10 Jun 2012
   
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Abigail Roberts‏
@AbiKRoberts
What do you call a nut with a moustache?
A Pistachio
4:32 PM - 27 May 2013
 
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Mark DeMille‏
@marboose
What do you call a smelly mustache? PISTACHIO
5:25 AM - 11 Jun 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?
submitted November 25, 2017 by Oktayey
A pistachio.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, November 23, 2017 • Permalink


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