“You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?” (or “So you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?”) is a joke on “crab rangoon” that has been printed on many images.
   
“you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?” was posted on X/Twitter by min heejin’s shaman on December 21, 2018. “You’re telling me that a crab ran this goon?” was posted on X/Twitter by Bear on March 4, 2019.
 
“so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon” was posted on X/Twitter by uh lyssa on August 17, 2019. “so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?” was posted on Facebook by Garrett Brown on October 8, 2019.
 
   
Wikipedia: Crab Rangoon
Crab Rangoon, sometimes called crab puffs, crab rangoon puffs, cheese wontons, or cream cheese rangoons, are filled crisp dumpling appetizers served primarily in American Chinese restaurants.
       
X/Twitter
min heejin’s shaman
@phagreus
you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
11:07 PM · Dec 21, 2018
   
X/Twitter
Hip Hip Hooray for Howie
@howiewoh
Ur telling me a crab ran this goon
2:42 AM · Feb 22, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Bear
@TheRealBearB
You’re telling me that a crab ran this goon?
8:07 PM · Mar 4, 2019
   
X/Twitter
YoRHa No. 3
@ApolloDash
you telling me a crab ran this goon???
2:23 AM · Mar 19, 2019
   
X/Twitter
e rolling on molly
@Evanszanycomedy
u telling me a crab ran this goon
2:41 PM · Apr 1, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Poseidon is my real dad
@IAmBrendanWitek
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
8:11 PM · Jun 24, 2019
     
X/Twitter
uh lyssa
@alyssaram54
so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon
2:03 PM · Aug 17, 2019
   
X/Twitter
mad
@gremlinuser
so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
6:40 PM · Aug 19, 2019
 
Facebook
Garrett Brown
October 8, 2019 at 7:09 PM ·
so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
 
X/Twitter
Princess Dionysus
@madisommelier
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
8:50 PM · Dec 30, 2019 from Austin, TX
   
X/Twitter
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@CashoutStizz
so you tellin me a crab ran this goon
1:12 PM · Feb 11, 2020
 
X/Twitter
seven
@ufcknthought
you tellin me a crab ran this goon?
12:55 AM · Mar 6, 2021
     
iFunny
chilicheesebutt
12 feb 2024
You’re tellin me a crab ran this goon?!
   
iFunny
DFern
21 apr 2024
Hold up… Yous tellin me that crab ran this goon…?
 
X/Twitter
BWYKTBNOHL?
@dee_thearies
You telling me a crab ran this goon??
5:39 PM · May 17, 2024