Santa Claus, according to the legend, makes a list of all the children who were naughty and nice, and brings Christmas presents only to the nice children. A pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 25, 2019:
“Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas. The other letters were not-E.”
“Not E” sounds like “naughty.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/one_pun_man_ December 25, 2019
Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.
The other letters were not-E.
Twitter
BLH
@BLH_BLH
Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.
The other letters were not-E.
4:09 AM · Dec 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas. : The other letters were not-E.
9:59 AM · Dec 25, 2019·IFTTT
Twitter
The Reverend Disco Volante™
@TheWhiteSpade21
Out of all 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas. All the other letters were not-E.
2:44 PM · Dec 25, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—FreeKarma4You
Posted by u/WoodpeckerBaby December 25, 2019
Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.
The other letters were not-E.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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