A “creampie” can mean two very different things. “We were all once creampies” was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011, and on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on April 18, 2018.
“We were all creampies once” was posted on Twitter on May 31, 2015.
Wiktionary: creampie
Noun
creampie (plural creampies)
1. Alternative spelling of cream pie
2. (pornography) Semen visibly displayed after ejaculation in the vagina or anus.
Twitter
Fing Duck
@FingDuck
We were all once creampies.
11:22 PM - 23 Dec 2011
Twitter
Fort Wayne Indiana Bigfoot Society (Official)
@KaylorCoons
We were all once creampies #conception
11:14 PM - 5 Aug 2013
Twitter
ash
@AshXOTWOD
“We were all once creampies”
1:45 AM - 9 Nov 2014
Twitter
Tony Hamlin
@tony_hamlin
Everyone just needs to chill out and realize… We were all once creampies. #equality
12:18 AM - 18 Dec 2014
Twitter
sick boy
@MaxFindlay118
we were all creampies once…
6:05 PM - 31 May 2015
Twitter
Ashley LongSlong
@HazyHypezGaming
We were all creampies once!!!!
5:21 AM - 11 Jun 2015
Twitter
callmeffi ✌️
@ffi_ffiown
Just remember, we were all creampies once upon a time…
2:59 PM - 4 Feb 2016
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
We were all once creampies.
submitted April 18, 2018 by Ohtion
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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