A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 13, 2020
“The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume. That’s sound advice”

The expression “sound advice” usually doesn’t literally involve sound, but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Reverend Scott on June 20, 2016:
   
SON: The car’s manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way.
DAD: Guess you could say-
SON: NO DON’T-
DAD: -that’s sound advice.

 
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 20, 2019, again on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 23, 2019, and again on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 5, 2019.
   
“Audio engineers give sound advice” is a similar joke.
     
     
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Reverend Scott
@Reverend_Scott
SON: The car’s manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way.
DAD: Guess you could say-
SON: NO DON’T-
DAD: -that’s sound advice.
10:07 AM · Jun 20, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Funny Things
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SON: The car’s manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way.
DAD: Guess you could say-
SON: NO DON’T-
DAD: -that’s sound advice.
9:07 AM · Jun 21, 2016·twitterfeed
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 20, 2019
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: That’s…...sound advice.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto December 23, 2019
My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: That’s….sound advice.
5:50 AM · Dec 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 5, 2020
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
 
LaffGaff  
CAR STEREO
By laffgaff May 8, 2020
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Wednesday, May 13, 2020 • Permalink


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