A history teacher riddle is:
Q: What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A: Dates.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986.
Google Books
696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles
By Joseph Rosenbloom
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
2003 (Originally published in 1986)
Pg. 83:
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates.
27 November 2007, Canberra (Australia) Times, “Jokes,” pg. 1:
Q: What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A: Dates.
Google Books
History Zone
By Gary Chmielewski
Chicago, IL: NorwoodHouse Press
2008
Pg. 21:
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates!
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Just Jokes a Collection of Kids Jokes
By Phyllis Agles-Johnson
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2010
Pg. 57:
Q. What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A. Dates!
Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
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