Many people don’t like celery. Actress and comedian Abbi Crutchfield tweeted on December 8, 2013:
“It’s called ‘celery’ because ‘cold, wet plant bones’ takes too long.”
The one-liner has made several lists of funny tweets.
Twitter
Abbi Crutchfield
@curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
9:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
Twitter
Pina Budda
@curlsnmelanin_
accurate. RT @curlycomedy: It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:58 PM - 8 Dec 2013
pleated jeans
15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Posted on April 25, 2016 by Mike Primavera
Congratulations! You’ve stumbled upon a list of very funny tweets. Enjoy.
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
2,097 2,097 Retweets 4,024 4,024 likes
22 Words
June 21, 2016
22 Hilarious Tweets That You Need to Read Today
By Abby Heugel
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
BuzzFeed
Literally Just 36 Really Funny Tweets
Lolling till the cows come home.
posted on Jun. 26, 2016, at 9:16 a.m.
Erin Chack
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31.
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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