“Sometimes I text while I’m driving. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. #sickipedia” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on September 22, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website and has been printed on several images.
“Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”—with slightly different phrasing—was posted on Twitter by Cwaasey Edrd Martz on September 25, 2013.
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@WezClark
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.
I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk 😉
9:55 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Facebook
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
#sickipedia
10:20 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Casey Edward Martz🥀
@CaseyEMartz
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
5:26 PM · Sep 25, 2013·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
2:19 PM · Apr 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Echatend Rebels
@ScollarsCoin
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
11:07 AM · Aug 20, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Elaine Geigel
@Puppytoes75
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. http://itunes.apple.com/app/id892525499?at=11lv8V&ct=LMAO
2:43 PM · Nov 5, 2014·iOS
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/gladhandz November 17, 2019
Sometimes I text and drive,
I know it’s very dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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