A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 10, 2024
“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”

“If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me” is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.
     
“If I won the lotto I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired” was posted on X/Twitter by Jos茅 Troncoso on May 17, 2013. “If I won the Powerball I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired. http://pulse.me/s/lJpEn” was posted on X.Twitter by Patrick on May 17, 2013. 鈥淍PercyGreen: If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like an asshole until I got fired” was posted on X/Twitter by Steven Kinsey on August 10, 2013. “If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired” was posted on X/Twitter by Men’s Humor on September 6, 2013.
 
“If I won the lottery I’d still keep my job so that I could be insufferably obnoxious until I’m fired” (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on X/Twitter by SweetBianca on May 22, 2013. “#RealTalk: If I won the #lottery, I would stay at my #job and act like an #asshole until they #fired me. ~ Freckles #inittowinit #winning” was posted on Facebook by Freckles Keeps It Real on August 31, 2014.
 
“If I won the lottery I wouldn’t quit my job.. But I would act like an asshole until they fired me. #JMOE” was posted on X/Twitter by Rocco Cane on February 18, 2015. “If I won the powerball I’d still keep my job and act like an asshole until they fired me” (also shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Sharmon Vargo on October 12, 2015. “If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me. 馃榿” was posted on X/Twitter by ME on October 15, 2017.
     
 
X/Twitter   
Jos茅 Troncoso
@Belasco74
If I won the lotto I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired.
12:23 PM 路 May 17, 2013
 
X.Twitter
Patrick
@eredevleb
If I won the Powerball I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired. http://pulse.me/s/lJpEn
2:01 PM 路 May 17, 2013
 
Facebook
Jesse James Gordon
May 18, 2013 at 8:48 PM 路 Seguin, TX 路
If I won the Powerball I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired. Like a MF BOSS;)
 
X/Twitter
SweetBianca
@SweetBianca
If I won the Powerball I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired. http://some.ly/19EZM3q
@someecards
(“If I won the lottery I’d still keep my job so that I could be insufferably obnoxious until I’m fired” is shown on an ecard.—ed.)
12:37 PM 路 May 22, 2013
 
Facebook
Mohd Iesniza Zainuddin
July 18, 2013 at 5:22 AM 路
if I won the lottery I’d still keep my job just so I can act like
a complete asshole until I’ m fired.
 
X/Twitter
Steven Kinsey 馃嚚馃嚘 馃嚨馃嚬 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伔鬆伂鬆伋鬆伩 馃嚝馃嚠
@KinseySS
鈥淍PercyGreen: If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like an asshole until I got fired.鈥 Yup!
1:05 AM 路 Aug 10, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired.
5:00 PM 路 Sep 6, 2013
   
X/Twitter
馃嚭馃嚫Alberto Sanchez
@betosanc
If I won the #Powerball I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I get fired.
(This is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
3:56 PM 路 Sep 18, 2013
 
Facebook
Freckles Keeps It Real
August 31, 2014 at 7:00 PM 路
#RealTalk: If I won the #lottery, I would stay at my #job and act like an #asshole until they #fired me. ~ Freckles #inittowinit #winning http://ow.ly/i/6JhBD
     
Facebook
Byanka Tereza Luque
February 17, 2015 at 3:10 PM 路
If I won the lottery I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they just fired me Lol..
 
X/Twitter
Rocco Cane
@RoccoCane
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t quit my job.. But I would act like an asshole until they fired me. #JMOE
@ARIYNBF
5:22 PM 路 Feb 18, 2015
     
Facebook
Jada Buchner-Wilson
April 10, 2015 at 3:11 PM 路 Homosassa Springs, FL 路
If i ever won the Powerball , I’d keep my job so i could act like a complete asshole until i was fired . 馃槀馃槀
 
X/Twitter
Brad Sherry
@Simplyoncall
Just saw the perfect idea on Not Always Right.
“If I won the lottery, i’d stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me”
9:17 PM 路 Apr 25, 2015
   
X/Twitter
JohnnyPanic
@THEJohnTuriano
If I won Powerball, I’d keep my job and act like an asshole until they fired me.
11:13 PM 路 Oct 6, 2015
 
Facebook
Sharmon Vargo
October 12, 2015 at 1:54 PM 路
If I won the powerball I’d still keep my job and act like an asshole until they fired me.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
     
X/Twitter
Miguel Rodriguez
@buddasak420
If I won the lotto, I’d still keep my job and act like a complete asshole until I got fired
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3:12 PM 路 Oct 20, 2015
     
Facebook
Men’s Humor
December 3. 2015 at 6:00 PM 路
If I ever won the lottery I would keep my
job and act like a complete asshole until
I got fired.
 
X/Twitter
Aaliya Ali
@AaliyaAli2
If i won the lottery today i would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me ....fuck it
4:44 PM 路 May 10, 2016
   
X/Twitter
sky waters馃憚
@diamondcuts76
If I won the lottery, I would just stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me…...
8:10 PM 路 May 14, 2016
 
X/Twitter
Col
@countcol
If I won the lottery, I would just stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me! - oh wait, how would they know I’d won?
2:17 PM 路 May 18, 2016
   
X/Twitter
ME
@breffini_m
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job.
I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me. 馃榿
10:20 PM 路 Oct 15, 2017 from Dublin City, Ireland

Facebook   
ManShed
March 18, 2018 at 4:22 PM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If I won the lottery,
I wouldn’t quit my job.
I’d just act like an
asshole until they
fired me.
 
Reddit—USPS
[deleted]—July 31, 2019
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF I EVER WON THE LOTTERY,
I’D KEEP MY JOB SO I COULD
ACT LIKE A COMPLETE
ASSHOLE UNTIL I’M FIRED.
 
X/Twitter
CabalCult
@cabalcult
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me.
3:43 PM 路 Jan 12, 2020
 
X/Twitter
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@PISDI94_96
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t quit my job
I would show up to work every day in my Lamborghini Veneno and act like an asshole until I got fired
12:24 PM 路 Aug 22, 2020
 
X/Twitter
馃 饾悅饾悽饾悅饾悽
@CiCi_Texas_45
If I won the Lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me!
8:49 PM 路 Jan 24, 2023
     
X/Twitter
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@mzfr_hssn
If i won the lottery,i wouldn’t quit my job.
I’d just act like an asshole and drive them crazy until they fired me. 馃槄馃槇
2:52 AM 路 Feb 21, 2023
 
iFunny
QueenOfVideos
3 jan 2024
if I won the lottery. I wouldn’t quit my job. just act like an asshole until they fired me.
 
Facebook
ManShed
June 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If I won the lottery
I would stay at my
job and act like an
asshole until they
fired me

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, June 10, 2024 • Permalink


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