A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 05, 2019
“A clockwork toy walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A clockwork toy version is:
 
“A clockwork toy walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, breaks down in sobs and says ‘How did I wind up here?!’”
 
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 4, 2019.
   
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/KairuSmairukon August 4, 2019
A clockwork toy walks into a bar…
He has a few drinks, breaks down in sobs and says “How did I wind up here?!”
COMMENTS
A_MAZ_ING
Alcoholism really grinds my gears
kinghippo79
It took a wrong turn.
 
Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
A clockwork toy walks into a bar…. He has a few drinks, breaks down in sobs and says “How did I wind up here?!” #joke
1:10 AM · Aug 5, 2019·Twee Love

Posted by Barry Popik
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