People named “Miles” should not be confused with actual “miles,” but there are jokes.
“I actually meant to say I ran over 4 people named Miles” was posted on Twitter by Ted on April 7, 2012. “I ran over 8 Miles today… I’m just tired of people named Miles” was posted on Twitter by A$AP’S FABLES on August 11, 2012.
“I ran over 5 miles today. Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 17, 2020.
Twitter
Ted
@Tedgforce
@LouO3 I actually meant to say I ran over 4 people named Miles.
3:04 PM · Apr 7, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
A$AP’S FABLES
@SSFantastic
I ran over 8 Miles today… I’m just tired of people named Miles
8:43 PM · Aug 11, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/J3ST3RR September 17, 2020
I ran over 5 miles today
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
Twitter
Barrie
@Barrengton
I ran over 5 miles today!
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
11:27 PM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for Android (Posted after the above.—ed.)
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I ran over 5 miles today.
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
5:16 PM · Sep 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kiley Lovato⚡⚡
@khuBaibStation
I ran over 4 miles today.
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Mad
5:23 AM · Sep 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
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