“Junk mail” usually has nothing to do with “junk” (sexual slang), but there are jokes.
 
“Speaking of Brett Favre, I think it’s time we start calling texted dick pics what they really should be called : junk mail” was posted on X/Twitter by Brian K. Diaz on March 26, 2012. “Who called them dick pics instead of junk mail?” was posted on X/Twitter by Ryan Patricks on May 24, 2014. “Why are Dick Pics not called Junk Mail?” was posted on X/Twitter by Luc, not Luke on June 30, 2014.
 
“Unwanted dick pics are junk mail” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 23, 2014. “Dick pics are literally junk mail” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 3, 2015. “Dick pics are junk mail” was posted on Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts  on August 8, 2018.
 
       
X/Twitter
Brian K. Diaz
@briankeithdiaz
Speaking of Brett Favre, I think it’s time we start calling texted dick pics what they really should be called : junk mail.
1:47 PM · Mar 26, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Ryan Patricks
@Ryan_Patricks
Who called them dick pics instead of junk mail?
2:06 PM · May 24, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Luc, not Luke
@UnClaimedJoe
Why are Dick Pics not called Junk Mail?
3:48 AM · Jun 30, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Dr Norman Trousers
@DrNormanT
Why are they called “dick pics” and not “junk mail”?
1:51 PM · Jul 16, 2014
     
Reddit—Showerthoughts
ThisCharmingMan89—October 23, 2014
Unwanted dick pics are junk mail
 
X/Twitter
EriKT
@FagandhisHag
Dick pics are now called “junk” mail. #grindr #stopbeinggross
6:35 PM · Nov 6, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Jeffrey’s Fine Tweet Emporium
@PardonMeSir
What idiot called them “dick pics” and not junk mail
4:18 PM · Feb 27, 2015
     
Facebook
Macabre Tales
April 7, 2015 at 1:20 PM ·
Why are they called dick pics and not junk mail? Uh…asking for a friend? Sure.
 
X/Twitter
💥Chewbarcus
@Chewbarcus
still confused as to why “dick pics” aren’t called Junk Mail.
5:30 PM · May 10, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Wyatt
@wyattruttle
why are dick pics not called junk mail?
6:28 PM · May 10, 2015 from Massachusetts, USA
 
X/Twitter
SΞASTONESTREET
@clindsaysway
Why are they called dick pics and not junk mail?
6:58 PM · Jul 28, 2015
     
Facebook
Robert Lee
August 15, 2015 at 11:45 PM ·
Why aren’t dick pics called junk mail?
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
powdrdsnake—November 3, 2015
Dick pics are literally junk mail
   
X/Twitter
♓︎
@finechynahh
just-shower-thoughts: “Dick pics” should have been called “junk mail” http://tmblr.co/ZW4stw1zyjMBS
12:56 AM · Dec 15, 2015
 
X/Twitter
🌈✨𝒮𝓃𝒾𝓅𝑒𝓇𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓉 ✨☁️
@TheSniperBrat
Dick pics should’ve been named junk mail.
9:16 PM · Dec 28, 2015
       
X/Twitter
｡✩ 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶 𝒲𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 ✩｡
@Chandra_DeAnn
Why are dick pics not called Junk Mail?? #🤔
10:26 AM · Nov 1, 2016
   
X/Twitter
King of Mischief
@RichieTJames
Why are they called “dick pics” and not “junk mail”?
6:14 AM · Jun 11, 2017
   
X/Twitter
Ossie
@OssieFisheater
who called them “unsolicited dick pics” and not “junk mail”
1:03 AM · Feb 22, 2018
   
Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts 
Thumbs0fDestiny—August 8, 2018
Dick pics are junk mail
   
X/Twitter
Tom Fox
@TomFoxTom
Who called them dick-pics and not junk-mail?
1:51 PM · Sep 18, 2018
   
X/Twitter
kapurnacus
@Life_diminished
Why aren’t dick pics called junk mail?
11:12 PM · Mar 11, 2019
   
X/Twitter
Waterdisport 🇺🇸
@WatrDi
Why are dick pics not called “junk mail?”
12:28 PM · Jun 30, 2019
 
Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts
Thumbs0fDestiny—August 13, 2019
All Dick Pics Are Junk Mail
 
X/Twitter
Matthew Gellert
@MatthewGellert
Who named them “dick pics” instead of “junk mail”?
#LifeHacks #blessed
3:09 PM · Nov 13, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Andrew Armstrong
@donfrijole
Whoever named them dick pics instead of junk mail really blew it
5:24 PM · Jul 22, 2020
 
iFunny
jawnmanji_2019
23 jul 2020
Whoever named them dick pics instead of junk mail really blew it
     
X/Twitter
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Why are dick pics not called junk mail?
11:58 AM · May 26, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Lucky Lou
@LouBonomi
Wait! Why aren’t dick pics called JUNK MAIL??? 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:08 PM · Aug 8, 2023
 
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MY CRAZY WORLD
June 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WHY ARE DICK
PICS NOT CALLED
JUNK MAIL?