Chex cereal has had some sex jokes. This was posted on Twitter by braden graeber on March 15, 2012:
“I haven’t been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex.”
Wikipedia: Chex
Chex is a brand of breakfast cereal currently manufactured by General Mills. It was introduced in 1937 and was originally produced and owned by Ralston Purina of St. Louis, Missouri. The name “Chex” reflects the “checkerboard square” logo of Ralston Purina. The Chex product line was part of the Ralston portion of Ralston Purina, which was spun into Ralcorp in 1994. The product line was sold to General Mills in 1997.
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braden graeber
@hipstermermaid
I haven’t been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex.
7:20 PM · Mar 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Payton Scheinost
@PaytonScheinost
I haven’t been able to look at cereal the same since I walked in on my parents having Chex.
8:09 PM · Mar 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Jokers Wild
@JokersWildCC
I haven’t been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex.
8:00 AM · Apr 11, 2014·Facebook
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I haven’t been able to look at cereal since the time I walked in on my parents having Chex.
#NationalCerealDay
8:30 AM · Mar 7, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto December 19, 2019
I’ve never been able to have cereal for breakfast ever since a traumatic childhood experience.
I walked in on my parents having Chex.
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