“Herbivore” (an animal that only eats plants) sounds like “her before,” and there’s a transgender pun:
“Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 3, 2018.
“This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore” is another “herbivore” pun.
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Did you hear about the vegan transgender?
submitted March 3, 2018 by punos26
He was a herbefore.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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