A legal joke about damaged luggage is:
“I wanted to sue airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the damaged remains to my lawyer. He said, ‘You don’t have much of a case.’”
The joke was posted on Twitter on March 2, 2011.
Twitter
Shelf Side Spurs
@adypearson
I wanted to sue Ryanair because they damaged my luggage. I showed the damaged remains to my lawyer. He said “You don’t have much of a case”.
5:46 AM - 2 Mar 2011
Twitter
mα∂Ƞ!ʑʑ
@madnizz
Wanted to sue the airline bcos they damaged my luggage.Showed the badly damaged remains to lawyer.He said “You don’t have much of a case”.
5:49 AM - 2 Mar 2011
Twitter
Chris
@KaPOWitsCHRIS
I want to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the damaged remains to my lawyer.He said “You don’t have much of a case”
5:50 AM - 2 Mar 2011
Google Groups: alt.politics
I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Patriot Games
3/21/11
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Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.
I said ‘I want to sue the airline’
He replied ‘You don’t have much of a case’.
3:37 AM - 13 May 2017
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