“What do you call a cow on stilts?”/“Raising the steaks.”

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Entry from February 12, 2018

“What do you call a cow on stilts?”/“Raising the steaks.”

A cow riddle is:

Q: What do you call a cow on stilts?
A: Raising the steaks.

“The steaks are too high” punchline was posted on the newsgroup uk.rec.motorcycles on June 21, 2005.

Google Groups: uk.rec.motorcycles
Do Speed Triples handle like a cow on stilts? 😊
Slider
6/21/05
“Paul Varnsverry”

wrote in message
news:1119369635.141956.299410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com…

> Don’t know if this has appeared here before (a brief search didn’t show
> it), but it made me laugh:
>
> http://www.pva-ppe.org.uk/RTA0476_cow.pdf
>
> Wonder if I can find a sponsor for a “best caption” (other than the one
> which has already been used)competition?

The steaks are too high.

Reddit—Funny
The steaks have been raised.. (imgur.com)
submitted May 30, 2013 by ajcampbe12
(A photo is shown of a cow on stilts.—ed.)

Twitter
Darin 🐝‏
@Fo_Drizzle
Just saw a cow on stilts. The steaks have been raised.
9:53 AM - 2 Jun 2013

Twitter
Stacey MacNaught‏
@staceycav
What do you call a cow on stilts??
Raised steaks.
Sorry. I’m truly sorry. @Rickkydick told me it. #joke #badjoke
7:49 AM - 14 Jan 2014

Twitter
Josh Van Horn‏
@JEVanHorn
@danfeder what do you call a cow on stilts? Raising the steaks.
8:32 PM - 16 Dec 2014

Twitter
Gibbsypoo 🇨🇦‏
@Gibbsypoo
Replying to @Pharaoh_Boom @MiddleEarthNZ @Wilde_River
What do you call a cow on stilts? No idea, but the steaks are high.
2:13 PM - 22 Sep 2016

Twitter
Ryan James Alexander‏
@ryanjalex
*Sees cow on stilts
“Talk about high steaks!”
2:30 PM - 21 Aug 2017 from Scottsdale, AZ

Twitter
The lobster people are coming.‏
@NazxulYuri
Replying to @CheezieBreezie
What do you call a cow on stilts? High steaks.
10:28 PM - 17 Dec 2017

Twitter
Mark Loizzo‏
@Mal_6151998
Replying to @dadtellsjokes
What do you say when you put a cow on stilts?
The steaks have been raised.
11:43 PM - 17 Dec 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
What do you call a cow on stilts? (self.dadjokes)
submitted February 13, 2018 by allmyritz
RAISING THE STEAKS

Twitter
keepingitcreel‏
@Keepingitcreel
What do you call a cow on stilts? RAISING THE STEAKS
3:27 AM - 13 Feb 2018

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