“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here, either” is a jocular one-line saying about Fridays that has been printed on many images. “If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being today he would tell me to go home” was posted on Twitter by CorporateKilla on September 6, 2011. “If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being, I’m sure he would want me to go home, too. #Friday” was posted on Twitter by Women’s Humor on March 30, 2012.
 
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either” was posted on Twitter by Women’s Humor on July 20, 2012. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on July 27, 2012.
     
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. -James Johnson” was posted on Twitter on January 28, 2016. There is no evidence that James Johnson—a common name—first used the saying in 2011 or 2012.
 
     
Twitter
CorporateKilla
@kiedie
If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being today he would tell me to go home
12:53 PM - 6 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Women’s Humor
@WomensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I’m being, I’m sure he would want me to go home, too. #Friday
11:05 AM - 30 Mar 2012
       
Twitter
Women’s Humor
@WomensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
7:54 AM - 20 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
9:00 AM - 27 Jul 2012
   
Facebook
TriniTrolley.com
October 5, 2012 ·
If my Boss knew how unproductive I was on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. Enjoy your Friday too guys 😊
       
Twitter 
PrinceWilliamLiving
@PWLiving
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. -James Johnson
10:50 PM - 28 Jan 2016
   
Twitter
Poole Together
@Poole_Together
#quoteoftheday - If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either - James Johnson https://www.pooletogether.co.uk/recruitment-quotes/ …
10:55 AM - 19 Feb 2016
 
Blog Catalog
Happy Friday morning quotes
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’‘If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.’‘
~Unknown~
 
Me.Me
IF MY BOSS KNEW HOW UNPRODUCTIVE I AM ON FRIDAYS HE WOULDN’T WANT ME HERE EITHER MEME
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Planet of Success
40 Brilliant Happy Friday Quotes 1
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“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.“
James Johnson
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
2:50 AM - 2 Mar 2018