A math pun using the word “binomial” is:
“I know a mathematician who couldn’t afford to buy lunch. He could binomial (buy no meal).”
The joke was posted on the Pun of the Day website on June 9, 2016.
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I know a mathematician who could not afford to buy lunch. He could binomial.Comment On This Pun!
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2:16 AM - 9 Jun 2016
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I know a mathematician that could not afford lunch.
He could binomial (bi-no-mial)!
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7:19 AM - 10 Aug 2016
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I know a mathematician who can’t afford lunch.
submitted August 17, 2016 by _Juxtapose
He can binomial.
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