“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science” is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by Nick Miller (played by Jake Johnson) on the American television sitcom New Girl that originally aired on April 28, 2015.
Wikipedia: New Girl
New Girl is an American television sitcom created by Elizabeth Meriwether for the Fox Broadcasting Company that originally aired between 2011 and 2018. Under the working title Chicks & Dicks, the series revolves around a kooky teacher, Jess (Zooey Deschanel), after she moves into a Los Angeles loft with three men, Nick (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston (Lamorne Morris); Jess’ best friend Cece (Hannah Simone) is also part of the series. The show combines comedy and drama elements as the characters, who are in their early thirties, deal with maturing relationships and career choices.
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You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol #NewGirl @NewGirlonFOX
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You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol
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“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.” –Nick Miller 😂😂😂 #NewGirl
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You heal an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you fix an inside wound by drinking alcohol
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You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol…
Feb 29, 2016
Daniel Martinez
Some Nick Miller wisdom
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Raflisaka Yudya
What episode is this?
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Season 4 episode 21
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“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science. ” - Nick
5:27 PM · May 9, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.”
-Nick Miller from New Girl. 😂
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