“Sheet” sounds like “shit.” “do you know what ghosts taste like? Sheet!” was posted on Twitter by Brian Korte on February 1, 2017.  “Why don’t zombies eat ghost? They taste like sheet” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 1, 2019.
     
“Monsters don’t like eating ghosts. It’s because they taste like sheet” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 25, 2020. “MONSTERS DON’T LIKE TO EAT GHOSTS BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SHEET” was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on October 25, 2020. “Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 27, 2020.
   
       
Twitter
Brian Korte
@BriKorte
Replying to @DanMentos
do you know what ghosts taste like? Sheet!
8:54 AM · Feb 1, 2017·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/mindlessfollower23 November 1, 2019
Why don’t zombies eat ghost?
They taste like sheet.
 
Twitter
Harry Hoover
@harrywhoover
Why don’t zombies eat ghosts?  They taste like sheet.  #dadjokes
9:26 AM · Nov 1, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Raven Book Store #SaveTheUSPS Envelope
@ravenbookstore
A joke, “leftover from Halloween,” from a delightful regular who tells us a joke at the end of every transaction:
Why don’t vampires eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet.
11:05 AM · Nov 15, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Autumn Bishop
@autumnbish
Replying to @autumnbish
Oooh, I remembered! Why don’t goblins like to eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet!
4:30 PM · Nov 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
thestolenolive
@thestolenolive
Why don’t zombies eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet…...
11:18 PM · Oct 8, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Alicia Anne Creger is NaNoPrepping
@alioop326
Why don’t zombies eat people dressed as ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet.
#BadJokes
11:34 AM · Oct 15, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
I recommend the TOAST!!
@SmashBro_Mookie
Ok, why don’t Zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts…
Because they taste like sheet!!!
GIF
10:21 AM · Oct 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Anton Savage
@AntonSavageShow
Why don’t zombies eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet.
4:31 AM · Oct 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/mickerallen100 October 25, 2020
Monsters don’t like eating ghosts
It’s because they taste like sheet
COMMENTS
PeeSeaBayBee
Ghosts make spookie dookies.
 
Facebook
Indian Hills Community Sign is at Indian Hills Community Center.
October 25, 2020 at 1:07 PM · Indian Hills, CO ·
MONSTERS DON’T LIKE TO EAT GHOSTS BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SHEET
     
Twitter
Cedric (Xpooder 🕷)
@iXpyder
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet.
4:02 PM · Oct 25, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DanGlerrBOY89 October 27, 2020
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet..
COMMENTS
TauCabalander
Booooo!
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet..
3:55 PM · Oct 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone