A riddle about Native Americans is:
Q: Why do Native Americans hate snow?
A: Because it’s white and settles on their land.
The joke was first posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 9, 2015 and has had several repostings.
Reddit—Jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
submitted April 9, 2015 by twisterkid34
Because it’s white and settles on their land.
Twitter
Terrible Jokes
@doyouevenjoke
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.
2:23 PM - 9 Apr 2015
Twitter
Sunny I
@SandeepIngilela
Why do American Indians hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.
5:17 AM - 10 Apr 2015
Twitter
Joke Authority
@JokeAuthority
Why do Indians hate snow? Because it’s white and settles on their land.
5:31 PM - 10 Apr 2016
Reddit—Jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
submitted November 30, 2016 by zx_00
Because it’s white and settles on their land
Reddit—Jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
submitted March 15, 2017 by wackoclown
Because it’s white and settles on their land.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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